I think I convinced a few more on the reality of zombies yesterday. What started as a seemingly crazy conversation developed to a point where we were having reasoned arguments about why some people didn’t like zombies. It was interesting to see how, once a dislike was expressed, people immediately took up the cause of the zombie minority. Then of course how can we have a minority if the plague infects so quickly? A minority outset must become a majority?
We concluded that commuting and shopping would be improved by the new zombie way of life. Eating became a debate, amongst the girls naturally, and we struggled to conclude a foodstuff since zombies appear to eat human flesh but the bite of a zombie infects the host. Are the cannibalistic eating their own? That hardly supports world domination does it?
The legal debate centred on proportionality in self defence. Is hacking the head off an appropriate response to a slow moving, moaning person with both arms out? surely maintaining a 2M exclusion zone would suffice in which case could we justify the killings? Of course this is just our debate, in reality all such complications will already have been resolved in government think tanks by now.
Honourable mention to the newly upgraded DW, apparently I’m such a dream catch that we have moved from Dream Lover to Dream Wife! It’s a bit like a virtual life as we have had meetings of family and ventured into business. One really odd thing was that I was shattered this morning and the only logical reason is romping through DW dreams last night. On the plus side the dream jealousy did not result in dream bruising. I will obviously seek guidance on the leg ramifications of having a dream wife, just in case . . .