Well today the ducks did well, Henry was not so lucky. So those of you have ever used a Henry hoover will know that they can be awkward, sometimes (always) they don’t follow our gentle hose guidance.
So I was in the porch today cleaning paintwork and my trusty little red and black mate was there for when I found a dust pocket. Said dust pocket appeared and Henry wasn’t interested so I cajoled him with a gentle tug and a muttered curse. Before you know it my foot is warm and wet, what is that about?
Let me tell you what that is about… that bastard Henry kicked my cleaning bucket over kicked it straight over and caused a mini flood. Well Henry how do you feel sat in the porch while me and the ducks are having a beer? maybe you will learn from this and we can work together to get through this.
In other news I have worked out that I am fully healthy and without pain as long as I don’t move, quite easy since we are closed.
So Henry is on the naughty stair and I am on the sofa sedating with wine all is good.