There are times in our life when age shows, many less when it doesn’t. But, as a man, I feel safe in saying that girls hold the key. We, men, can be ten or fifty we still look to women as the measure of our success apparently.
You know that when Andrew sends pot boy out its the blonde that calls him not Andrew that sends him. This is supposed to segway neatly into Alan, bless him. We are a community, and in it Alan serves the, often unenviable, task of dog walker. If you meet Alan, or his charge, you will struggle to define the leader. So my old mate Alan takes the dog for a walk a couple of days ago. Alan meets some girls that comment on the dog.
Now at this point man brain kicks in and Alan, as all men, becomes 18. Now faced with a clear opening with the ‘cute dog’ line he checks his arsenal. Only Alan, faced with two young ladies, can come up with his own killer line. Talk about the dog, himself, no that is only for mere mortals. Alan presented a bag of dog mess and issued the ultimate chat up line ‘it’s still warm’. Now I know what your thinking, happily married or otherwise uninterested but I can answer that query. Alan recounted this story as a ‘chat up line’ ! God help us all, we will be forever single of that is the best that we can do.
Just remember I don’t want to be old and single, old sucks.