I have spent a week this week being healthy, I have consumed a sensible diet, I have exercised, I have shunned alcohol and retired early. The result of this sensible lifestyle? I am exhausted, I have woken every morning tired and having to drag myself out of bed, my shoulder aches and righty is steadfastly refusing to dry out. Come on Ms Nature, we both know that we are never going to be freinds but what do you want? Can we not find some compromise? Unless you know something that I don’t then you are stuck with me and from what I see there are a lot of people out there that you can play with so how about you give in?
An honourable mention goes today to the guy at Highbury and Islington for making that greatest mistake you can make in public, forgetting your not alone. I have no idea what you were listening to on those headphones but it had you convinced. The proud marching along the platform followed by the classic James Bond spin to take out a sniper with your double hand pose was a sight to behold. Anyone on that bridge stood no chance of avoiding that well placed finger did they? I think we don’t play enough in this world, there is too much seriousness and not enough frivolity, the world would be such a different place if we all played at James Bond on a train station or Captain Jack Sparrow at the grocery store. Sadly until a more frivolous approach is widely adopted people will continue to avoid and cast odd glances at late 40 year old play actors, but you stick with it fella your just an early adopter.