This morning was started with my right calf going into hideous cramp, this has happened a lot recently and always kicks in just before I wake up. Once again my body seems to be aiming for revenge in starting the pain just as I wake up so that as I come around I realise, just too late, what’s coming.
This is no minor cramp its incredibly painful and will remain sore and difficult to walk on for many hours.
Having overcome this pain and stumbled around for a bit I had a good yawn and stretch, here it went wrong. My left shoulder normally makes an interesting clonk during this exercise, well ever since the accident at least! This morning it was more of a cl…. that is to say it didn’t complete the cycle and just locked.
I had visions of being carried out of the hotel horizontally, like a dummy in a Monty python sketch, as I stood there at a jaunty angle (right leg), arm in the air (left shoulder) and hands twisted at unnatural angles.
Its ok, I’m not typing this as I am carried from the hotel, after some additional effort applied I managed to complete the ..unk and free my trapped limb!
I am convinced that either my brain or my body thinks that I should be dead and that’s why its performing like its gone all day thinking its Friday just to be told at 12:00 that its Thursday and its got to work tomorrow!