Well the new (temporary) physioterrorist was quite cool, first he asked for X-rays! How odd since I’ve been there for weeks?but they are not on the pc so my medical treatment was based on the X-rays held here on the blogosphere!
45 minutes of physical manipulation followed, which basically amounts to trying to drag me off the chair by forcing lefty to do things it’s really not up for!
After the physical bit new fella left me to the pc on the grounds that “you look sensible enough” really? Do the two broken wrists and arms add to this illusion? The pc basically offers you games settings such as speed, skill and limits of movement, the later having been established in the setup. Now this is a different way to how we normally play, normally debs controls all including my posture, controls in my hands? Lets go!
Effort up to 10/10 as a starter, speed and skill up and then the limits lets have another 8 degrees in each direction. Oh you should have seen me, veins standing up on poor old lefty, teeth gritted as I dove left and right to collect the coloured balls in my basket! As for skiing, I own skiing, left, right, down oh I was all over it. Scores? Only 100% will do for me, after obligatory warm ups of course….
And so it is that if anyone happened to see what looked like a left handed gorilla that had just hit puberty leaving Colchester hospital this morning I was that man.
Oh lefty you don’t realise what is to come, I didn’t realise we could add macho to the physio, from now on the going gets tough!