Exciting news from the plastic surgeon, you may remember he wanted new grafts and reconstruction surgery.
Well today we stripped, cleaned and ‘trimmed the edges of the failed graft’ it is extremely weird to watch somebody digging about inside your arm (as deep as the bone) and trimming your flesh like its hair but not feeling a thing!
We silver nitrated some overgrowth to burn it off and then waited for the surgeon who pronounced that it was doing well ‘see you in a month’
Me – can we transfer to Ipswich?
Him – I guess I could write a letter but we are more specialised
Me – or you could just discharge me
Him – yeah if you want a large ugly hole on your arm
Me – done, sign the papers
Him – no really you don’t want that
Me – too much to heal I’m happy with the hole and can buy long sleeves
Him – really?your nuts
Me – hell yes, been nice meeting you
One discharge not to return! For those that have seen the pics it’s a bit pinker and dryer now but is pretty similar and now with a lovely deep groove that is ideal for holding parking tickets!