So we are leaping ahead of mother nature and the medical profession but apparently the old girl (mother nature) is not such a fan of success so we started this morning with the mother of all nose bleeds! Not a wet nose or a trickle a full on gushing nose bleed.
I know that there are competing schools of thought on this subject but I have never been a ‘let it bleed’ follower as I simply can’t grasp the concept that I woke up with too much blood. So it’s tissue paper plug, easy right? No she had thought of that, you can’t twist toilet paper with your thumbs out of action! I mean it, like the poppers on the duvet cover there is no chance!
Try rolling an imaginary cigarette between thumb and first finger, watch your thumb, see that? It’s bending which is exactly what I can’t do.
So now I know how it’s going to be eh? Mother nature wants to play hard ball? I am leaving all of my lights on now, let’s see how she likes global warming! She is not gonna win this battle any more than the experts, it’s my way or the highway!
In other news, itching is getting bad on lefty but I’m happy with that as its a good sign of healing, pins still due out on Tuesday and still confident of ditching the cast.
Righty looking good although the response to the photographs indicates that appearances are deceptive with everyone thinking its a mess.
Donor site on leg remains the biggest nuisance, due dressing tomorrow and has bled through already but I’m sure it will learn to behave